Laocoon WTF?! Tee

No, it’s not Jesus.  It’s Laocoon.  He’s a famous statue.  You remember the face from history books, and those pics of hunky naked men in Greek art.  You could never figure out how to pronounce his name.  Pervy Popes kept him for their private jerk-off sessions, but cloaked his junk for public view.  His handsome, confused grimace has charmed us for centuries, just seeming to whine about his predicament, totally naked and caught in a tangle of snakes! – WTF?!

Black Gildan 100% cotton tee with white.

RustyPipe logo on back!